The Top 5 Ways You Can Give Me Some of Your Money
There are a lot of ways that you can give me some of your money, but the following five options are by far the easiest for me.
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Venmo
This is probably the easiest way for friends and strangers to give me some money. I have a Venmo account already set up and all you have to do is select the amount of money you want to send me and it’ll go straight into my Venmo balance. I will then transfer your money into my personal bank account and spend it efficiently. Venmo is a great way to give me some of your money because there’s no amount too low or too high to send to me. Even one dollar is not too low of an amount to send because if thousands of people reading this send me one dollar, I would have a lot of your money.
Donate to my GoFundMe
You saw the headlines. Privileged Millennial Requests Money to Buy Water Jet Pack. Loser Begs for Money From Friends. Handsome Young Adult Asks for a Small Sum of Money to Do Great Good for Mankind. But what the first two headlines seem to forget is that I need money in order to have a different lifestyle than the one I’m currently living. I want to have some of your money so that people can see what it’s like when a handsome young adult is living out his dreams. A donation of $100 to my GoFundMe would be ensuring that I get some of your money and am able to use it to enrich my current life. I also wouldn’t necessarily spend it on a Water Jet Pack. That would depend on how much of your money you end up giving me.
Familial Assistance
This one is a no-brainer. If you are one of the well-off members of my family, it would definitely be convenient for you to give me some of your money. I don’t mind who it’s from either. A hypothetical father or mother would be great, but it could also be from a hypothetical grandmother who is extremely wealthy and lives in what I basically consider a mansion. I think it’s extremely beneficial for members of my family to give me some of their money. Imagine how much better it would be for them to scroll through Facebook or Instagram and see me living my best life eating dinners at Chi Spacca on Melrose or traveling to new locales using a Water Jet Pack.
Follow Me on Social Media
Have you ever heard of social media influencers? They are people with amazing lives that get paid by companies to wear and use their products. When I called the Adidas customer service phone number to ask if they wanted to pay me to wear their shoes on Instagram they said that they can only give money to people who have a lot of followers. So that’s where you come in. You can follow me on Instagram and subscribe to my YouTube channel and then you will be essentially giving me money by allowing other companies to give me money. It’s a win-win for me in terms of monetarily supporting me.
Hire Me
This is the least ideal way for me to become rich off of your charity but should still definitely be considered as an option. Hiring me for a job and then paying me for my work is an effective way to give me money. I know Amazon and Netflix and Google are hard jobs to get, but it would definitely help me financially to hire me for the jobs I keep applying to at those companies. And the non-salary perks of working at one of those companies would also be super helpful even though they are not technically “money.” So even though hiring me for a job is a last resort in terms of how easily I could attain the money from it, I would still graciously accept a job offer from one of those companies.
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And that’s all she wrote. Unless she’s about to write me a check for money. Thanks so much for reading all of these tips and I hope they’ve provided you with some insight into how to give me some of your money. I appreciate your time because, as they say, time is money that could be given to me. I hope you have a great day and I look forward to seeing your transaction on Venmo
